Living it up in the Vast

elodieunderglass:

learnyourlessonswell:

cryptotheism:

duckdotcom:

imagine if doorways grew back like scabbed over with fresh drywall and you had to keep carving them back out with a jabsaw to keep the doorway clear etc

Imagine if the membranes recoiled in pain every time you did this. Imagine if over time, some doorways became accustomed sensation. Imagine that very rarely, some even seemed to enjoy it.

*sleepover host voice* imagine if you two went to sleep

Oh for gods sake kids it’s like piercing an ear - that’s why you put a doorframe in - you don’t hang a door in drywall, you gremlins. You frame the door. It’s like those gauges that people put in their ears - the hole stays. It won’t scab over with a doorframe in it. You’ve lived around doors you whole life, you little clowns. Lights out

they-call-me-hippie:

threeam-serif:

incorrectskyrimquotes:

This is what uni is like ngl

Audio transcript:

[The Skyrim soundtrack plays over the background of the entire video]

Blond person with glasses: “Have you seen the new assignments on Blackboard? Our professors are trying to kill us!”

Person with brown stubble: “Have you seen Jessica’s alcohol stash? It is incredible!”

Person in striped hoodie: “Welcome, stranger! Have a delicious meal!”

Person walking from elevator: “The lines at the cafeterias were unbelievable!”

Person bumping into bucket: “So which frat are you rushing?”

End transcript.

yosb:

and a happy barbenheimer to all those who observe

vapboy:

if we wanna save tumblr we just have to put on the biggest talent show this town’s ever seen

hate-account:

blessyouhawkeye:

love hannibal conceptually because it was a bunch of nobody canadian actors they picked up in toronto, a handsome british fop who’d mostly done romcoms, a guy who up to that point was best known for performing cock and ball torture on james bond, and Emmy Award Winner Laurence Fucking Fishburne

captainclickycat:

Holding the laptop’s power button down because it’s crashed and there’s no other way to turn it off feels so unsettling. It makes me feel like I’m holding a cushion over its face while the life slowly ebbs out of it.

jurassicjerks:

Finished Art Fight attack on LukeSnywalker! Ceratopsians are so difficult to draw… but this design was worth it, lol.

alienmutts:

Living Fossils - Creatures that remain seemingly unchanged by time. Here’s the Coelacanth, the Sturgeon, the Gar, the Horseshoe Crab and the Nautilus!
(Gouache on 50x40cm canvas, available for purchase)